FREAKBAiT: The Book

"Over the past several decades, FREAKBAiT Inc. has been clandestinely recruiting the world’s top scientists, psychologists, engineers, and philosophers tasked with a single goal: creating the most potent, addictive, and authoritative media possible.

Starting where MKULTRA left off, these brilliant researchers devoted their lives investigating and analyzing the human mind for this remarkable purpose. Backed by near unlimited funds from both the Pentagon and McDonalds Corporation (collectively known as “The Illuminati”), this revolutionary research enabled FREAKBAiT Inc. free reign to experiment completely disregarding pesky ethics committees or international laws. What was unearthed was comprehensively groundbreaking and revolutionary to human understanding of reality and concept of self.

After routinely and ritualistically executing everyone involved in the project - as is standard for any Illuminati enterprise - their cumulative endeavors were summarily distilled into a template framework of fundamental conceptual motifs and subtextual themes that underlie every important human idea ever conceived. These revelations and inventions were formulated within a distinct protocol codenamed FTI (“FUTUE TE IPSUM”) and assembled into a discrete archival document. After the program was concluded and all other evidence/corpses were destroyed, the document remained in the sole possession of FREAKBAiT Inc. for decades.

In the early 90s, it was leaked to the general public in a heavily-redacted representative/illustrative edition. In spite of this, six mass casualty events and one causality event transpired before the collection was forcefully recalled by worldwide government mandate.

This collection would later be known as FREAKBAiT: The Book."

Over two hundred and sixty pages of handmade high-grade hallucinogenic artzine featuring a collection of compositions, grotesque emissions, expositions, sex positions, exhibitions, psychedelic poetry, punk rock art, and who knows what else. Consider this an introductory communique from FREAKBAiT to the world.

All copies purchased through me include surprise sticker & extras. Signed upon request. Please allow up to 2 weeks turnaround for shipping. You can also get it on Amazon if you wanna give daddy Bezos money instead.

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DELUXE EDITION PACKAGE contains signed FREAKBAiT: The Book hardcover, FREAKBAiT Rolling Papers, FREAKBAiT Guitar Picks, FREAKBAiT Pog Set, FREAKBAiT Scumbag, and exclusive FREAKBAiT: The Sticker. 
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