FREAKBAiTs Offical Jizz Wipes

Clean up on aisle you! 

Just made a sticky mess right before a hot date, big presentation, or eulogy and need to clean up quick? Got sloppy in a dingy dive bar bathroom and that single-ply toilet paper only smears it around? Not very good at aiming in general? Then FREAKBAiTs Official Jizz Wipes are just for you!

These single-use pre-moistened towelettes are individually wrapped in foil paper packets for on-the-go load cleanup.  Each wet nap is 28 square inch when unfolded, with a quick drying light lemon scent that leaves you hygienic and refreshed. They are paraben free, disposable, and made in the USA, in trusted manufacturing facilities, using only the highest quality ingredients. For external use only (keep it outta your eyes and holes).