FREAKBAiT SCUMBAGS

Listen up, all you spermicidal maniacs!

Frequent visits to the VD clinic got you down?
Your dearest courtesan refusing to touch your dirty dingus?
Got a hot date with a FUPA you met at WalMart?

Lucky for you we've got a shipment direct from the cock sock factory! Don't you fret, these limited-edition 100% FDA-approved premium lubricated latex condoms are sure to keep you from shuffling back through those dingy clinic doors.

Each jimmy hat is constructed of ultrathin, rubber-flavored/scented, premium latex complete with an extra-large reservoir tip capable of confining even the largest of loads. Utilizing reversible/reusable/dishwasher-unsafe technology, these rubbers can get you up to FOUR uses before hookers start looking at you funny and charging extra. These babies come in custom printed clear-backed foil wrappers and feature FREAKBAiTs proprietary blend of delicious rubber and lubricant flavored goodness. Don't eat em and always get consent.

Fun for the whole family!

Order includes ONE (1) FREAKBAiT Scumbag.
Every order comes with TWO (2) FREAKBAiT JIZZ WIPES for free (while supplies last).