TODAY'S MISSION: The Book

Drawn from the mischievous spirit of childhood antics, the things me and my asshole friends do to each other, timeless internet memes by anonymous pranksters, and good ol' classic MKULTRA psychological warfare - TODAY'S MISSION: The Book is a compilation of classic practical jokes and social experiments purely in the name of chaos.

It is a compendium of 366 missions total - one for every day of the year and an extra for leap years. It's a catalog of chaos compiling countless concepts and creative chicanery borne during late night spurts of manic productivity and half-lucid THC-fueled writing sessions. It's a fun coffee table book for some, a bible for others, and a trophy for me."

- FREAKBAiT

TODAY'S MISSION: The Book is the only official compilation of FREAKBAiT's TODAY'S MISSION series - conceptualized, written, designed, and produced by FREAKBAiT himself.

TODAY'S MISSION: The Book compiles a full year's worth of FREAKBAiT missions under one cover. Finding root in the same ideological soil as Discordian Operation Mindfuck and the Situationist détournement, TODAY'S MISSION: The Book is culture jamming at a microsocial scale. It is the handbook of Agents of Chaos - every page holds holds guidelines for personalized chaos teeming beneath every tiresome interaction, yearning to generate glitches in the matrix or manufactured echoes of deja vu or fissures in perceptive reality. It's a hefty tome of a book coming it at nearly two pounds and 380 pages. Even if you can't read, you can use it as a weapon or a booster seat or a doorstop or something.

TODAY'S MISSION: Buy TODAY'S MISSION: The Book

ALL ORDERS OF THIS BOOK FROM MY SHOP COME WITH THE EXCLUSIVE AGENT OF CHAOS FIELD GUIDE BOOKLET CONTAINING SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIALS, INSPIRATIONS, AND EXTRAS! 

8.5 x 8.5 inches, 380 pages.