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VOiDMAN: The Book (PREORDER -- OUT LATE AUGUST)

VOiDMAN: The Book (PREORDER -- OUT LATE AUGUST)

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"Hold this for me."

The brutish lug of a man sitting next to you bears a tattoo on his forehead that reads I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. His eyes read the same.

In his big meaty paw is a crudely crafted shiv. He holds it low between the two of you, wagging it back and forth to draw your attention. You look down at the blade, consisting of a roughly sharpened piece of scrap metal with a handle made of wound electrical tape, and notice it's stained with dark brown blood. The knuckles of the hand that grip it each wear a single letter adding up to the word MURD. Maybe it's his name. Murd the big scary convict man.

"Here, take it."

Your gaze darts from the handcrafted shank to the crowded prison bus, filled with the low hum of muffled conversations among inmates. The armed guard at the front seems disinterested, focused intently on two blue-suited cons loudly swapping fuck stories.

The bus rattles and groans as it moves, the air thick with tension and the acrid scent of prisoner sweat. Murd's intense gaze bores white hot into the side of your skull, your periphery flooded with the neon orange of his jumpsuit.

The choice is yours and it needs to be made quickly. Accepting the shiv could mean entangling yourself in a perilous situation. Refusing might provoke Murd's aggression. The bus rumbles on, each passing moment amplifying the pressure of your decision.

  • To take the blood-stained shiv, turn to page 187
  • To tell Murd to go fuck himself, turn to page 12


VOiDMAN: The Book is a fuck-your-own-fate interactive fiction epic that tears through genre boundaries. Enter a weird west Eldritch world where the land itself is living meat, plunge into a cyberpunk underworld of high-tech assassination and black-market digital organ dealing, blaze through an absurdist sword-and-sorcery stoner buddy comedy across the land of Dankblunt, survive (or don’t) a gritty hyperviolent prison drama that takes splatterpunk to its extremes, a cerebral high-concept existential sci-fi that centers around a high-tech remote control and buttplug, and much much more.

With over 800 pages and more than 170 hand-drawn pen-and-ink illustrations, this monstrous tome dares you to choose from over 100 possible endings (most leading to your death... or much worse). Prepare for a blood-soaked, brain-bending, genre-melting journey where your only guarantee is chaos and pure unadulterated entertainment.

WARNING: This work contains graphic and explicit material intended for mature audiences only. It includes extreme hyperviolence, gore, and detailed depictions of murder, torture, dismemberment, cannibalism, human sacrifice, and gross bodily harm. Psychological trauma, abuse of power, and dehumanization are common themes, alongside explicit sexual content (including non-consensual acts and sexual violence). The narrative includes body horror, supernatural phenomena, existential dread, criminal behavior, institutional corruption, child endangerment and neglect, drug/alcohol use/abuse/addiction, occult conspiracies, historical inaccuracies, human taxidermy, vivisection, forced consumption, gangstalking, sexual perversion, unethical experimentation, demonic possession, alien abduction/invasive procedures, dream terrorism, human trafficking, black market organ theft/sales, deicide, selfcest, autocannibalism, ritualistic killings, reenactments of famous/infamous murders, necromancy, necrophilia, necrophagia, coprophagia, hematophagia, emetophagia, parasitic infestations, eldritch abominations, treason, dry handjobs, recipes for illegal substances/homemade explosives, egregious lies, run-on sentences (and lists), and self-congratulatory philosophical masturbation. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

 In fact, this book is probably not for you.

Deluxe Edition includes the signed book, two VOiDMAN-themed bookmarks, an exclusive fold-out poster, and two exclusive stickers!

 Paperback cover of VOiDMAN: The Book

Paperback cover. 8 x 10 inches, 818 pages.

This product is made for adults.
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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